I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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