His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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