bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I queefed so loud it echoed.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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