That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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