every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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