what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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