just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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