This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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