I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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