i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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