I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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