I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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