If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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