Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
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