i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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