Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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