I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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