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the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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