he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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