we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I need to calm my uterus...
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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