I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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