Me. At least after what I've been through.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
