Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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