Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Did I show you my penis last night?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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