I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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