what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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