Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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