He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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