Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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