so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Panties = found
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