Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
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