Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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