I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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