why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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