i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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