Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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