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thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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