we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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