there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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