Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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