Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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