Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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