She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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