you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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