I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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