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Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
