Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
operation harelip BJ is a go
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
The cops high fived after they tackled you
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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