Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He's a Shit stain on my heart
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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