careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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