i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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