just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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